Penguino Valentino
Genius, Artist, Philanthropist, Legend, Penguin
Starting out with only a ladle, rubber bands and a string of mackerel, the rise of Penguino Valentino as Scotland's top fish restaurateur and nutrition grand vizier has been as rapid as his passion for haddock fishcakes.
Boasting a career spanning decades, Penguino offers nutrition advice and coaching through the now well-established "Pick Up a Penguin" Principle in his local community and - now for the first time - he is offering bespoke life coaching plans for the world in exchange for factory tours.
Read on and discover..
What We Specialize In
The 12 Hour Snooze
Plenty of Fish
Sustainable Sleeping
Community
Personalised Sleeping and Eating Goals
"Fantastic, now that's what I call a REAL inspiration. Penguino for President!"
- Barrack Obama
"We will have fish on the beaches, we will have fish in the sea, we will have fish in the air and in Penguino's restaurants. We will never have bacon!"
- Winston Churchill
"One approves. Penguino Valentino has changed the nation and we look forward to getting Penguino's triple knighthood squared away"
- HRH The Queen ("Queenie" to Penguino)
30 min
500 British pounds
Let’s Get Fishy
Change Your Life, Get More Fish!
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