A Recipe for Success
For a limited time only, Penguino Valentino shares a FREE recipe for a fish dish proven to boost intelligence, compassion, bravery and lust.
Linguini di Penguini
Fresh from Penguino Canteeno
Ingredients:
- One tin of Mackerel
- One cubit of Pasta
- One large dollop of Butter
- One Smooth Operator
Step One: Don the hat and prepare the ingredients. This will be a roller coaster of an adventure so take a twenty minute nap if needed.
Step Two: Boil the Pasta and use an electric fish slice to make short work of the process. Time is ticking.
Step Three: Drain the pasta and prepare the butter. Use a fork to scoop some butter out of the container and add to the pan.
Step Four: Use the same fork you've just used on the butter to carefully apply the mackerel to the overall business.
Step Five: Vigorously beat the ingredients over a low heat whilst performing the Valentino chant for luck and prosperity. Use an electric fish slice if there is sufficient charge remaining.
Step Six: Serve and Enjoy. You've worked hard for this achievement so ensure your guests pay you enough compliments. If asked where you found this carberrific elixir of life, point them in this direction and tell them to sign up for the premium package.
